I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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