The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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