I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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