You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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