I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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