RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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