WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Barsexuality is the new black.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
