pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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