Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We are two peas in an std pod
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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