some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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