If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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