I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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