i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
