do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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