ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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