what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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