he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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