I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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