Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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