Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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