I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
why is half of my head shaved?
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