I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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