She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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