Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
is it fun? or sober?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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