So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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