i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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