it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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