and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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