If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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