Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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