Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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