1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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