actually, I'm a sock model
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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