508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Your tits are I can't wait for
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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