so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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