It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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