You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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