I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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