the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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