Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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