Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
