STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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