watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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