She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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