11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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