nut hugger
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
