But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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