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They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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