If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
My vagina is officially offended.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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