Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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