I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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