I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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