thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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