He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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